There was a shooting spree on campus at about 7:38 this morning. A young man wearing a Purdue jacket walked across campus this morning and without warning he started shooting around wildly! Well, his legs did at least. He walked onto a spot that had just been swept by the famed "ice polishers" he lost all traction and braking ability and nearly fell to his death. Fortunately there were no casualties. However, his dignity is reported to be in critical condition.
There are muffled reports of a student uprising about to happen on campus on account of the Ice Polishers. Prematurely hailed for clearing snow, the student body now loathes these beastly machines for removing all traction from the sidewalks. Reported to give the pathways a Mu value of 8, my sources state that they must be removed before more shootings happen with more disastrous consequences.
In other news:
Vertical Loops didn't happen yesterday like they were supposed to. But at least Ross got his wish for snow.
And:
This morning I got up at 6:45 and staggered to my only class of the day because my physics lab was extra credit. So I got there a little early cause I walked faster than usual, and sat and talked to Miss Bosler for a while. Then at 7:30 some lady came in and said all three of Dr. Blanchard's classes were canceled today! Which means that I got up at 6:45 for nothing and also that I have no classes today.