I Made it to Bible study!

And boy am I glad to be alive. That news aside, I saw the most horrid thing today. I was at work, taking some boxes back to the compactor (a very cool machine) and the bakery lady was throwing away three cartfulls of bread, cakes, muffins, and all other kind of beautiful and wondrous products. I started pleading my way up the chain of command to see if I could get high enough to get someone to let me take at least one little cake home. When I got all the way up to the top manager in the store, he told me that they used to donate all that great food to charity until someone sued them because they had some stale bread! (The court system is soo stupid. I can't wait until I graduate and get to leave the country.) Anyway, that is why they have a policy that all old products must be completely wasted. I decided to write the president of the company and see if he would let me save the poor little darlings if I signed a letter stating that I (and my family) would not sue them even if we got food poisoning and died. My manager said it would not work, but I can still try can't I?
>>>>>>STOP THE DESTRUCTION!!! SAVE THE FOOD!!!<<<<<<