here's something I wrote a couple days ago.

Birmingham Alabama. The city of weirdness. This is where I sleep tonight, after adding a couple more states to my list of places flown. Here is a smidgen of the weirdness I’ve found so far: I decided to compose a post, we parked at gate 2 when our planning paper listed only 4, 6, and 8 as possible locations, and the hotel charges 12 stinking dollars to get on the internet in my room (which appears to be free to guests and $3 to public in the lobby). Explain that one…. Also, at the Subways here, “No banana peppers” must mean “put on lots of banana peppers,” and I was quite amused to find that when I and the lady behind me asked for pepper jack cheese I got swiss and she got cheddar. The hotel here is cool though- aside from the stupid expensive internet, it is a really huge building with a well designed interior and a great waterfall outside. I don’t want to say that there aren’t any normal things here though, for example: I am saving this post in word and waiting till I get free internet tomorrow to post it. Good last Night Y’all.