Easy Meal for Lazy Guys

Here's a quick recipe for us guys who don't like to hang around the stove or sink for too long. It makes a big round meal and only uses four dishes!
Ingredients:
1 Box of Mac & Cheese
1 Can of Green Beans
1/4 Cup of Butter
1/4 Cup of 2% Milk
1 Slice of Bacon
6 Cups of water
Dishes:
1 Pan
1 Plate
1 Fork
1 1/4 cup measure
Instructions: Boil the water in the pan then dump in the Mac for seven minutes (about one quick hw problem) put your plate over the pan and dump the water out (use the plate to keep the Mac in the pan.) Then put in the butter, milk and cheese. Stir it with your fork and dump it on your plate. Now, rinse out the pan and dump the green beans in. Put them on the stove and set the dial to about 6. Shred the bacon into the pan. (save a knife and use your fingers) Stir it up. (lick off your fork first, if you don't want cheese in your beans) Then start eating your Mac&Cheese while you wait for the juice to boil out of the beans. When the beans are done you should have a big enough spot on your plate for them too. But if you don't, just leave them and eat out of the pan. (make sure you get a hunk of bacon in each bite) It's that easy and you get all your major food groups: Grain, Milk, Meat, Veggies, and FAT. Or if you look at color you get Green, yellow, red, orange, clear and white!