Drown-proof Showers!

Some of us guys were talking and we thought up and developed a brilliant new shower, soon to be seen in mental hospitals near you. The drown-proof shower features state of the art technology with a grooved sloping floor designed specifically to whisk water to the five drain holes geometrically positioned for the ultimate draining experience. The drains are positioned so as to be unblockable unless the patient bring foreign objects with it. The grooves add anti-slip grip as a perk. The shower head was the hardest idea to develop. We flirted with low flow showers, and 5 second spurt heads that would prevent all but the most determined patients from drowning themselves. But in the end we decided to go with a multi-faucet design, hooked to a computerized randomizer so that the patient will have no idea where the next stream will come from. Test results will probably show that this shower is best used with depressive or bi-polar (manic-depressive) patients, and should be kept, at all costs, from schizophrenic or paranoid patients. Gentleness out.