Did you know?

That the Columbus library has been voted the best in the nation several times running? I know I really like it. It is warmer than my apartment and has more internet than my apartment. Did you know that the internet is like a gas? It floats around in little clouds that are attracted to things like modems and networks. It probably has some other chemoelectrical attraction that I haven't discovered yet. Whatever they are, the library must have a lot of them, because there is a lot of internet here.