The Day No Pigs Would Die
Well, the title just about says it. Today, no pigs would die, because person X skipped dinner in favorite of soccer and chocolate chip cookies. Person X is not Josh.
You know, I've always appreciated the way that sunlight makes things visible. Otherwise, it would be dark all the time.
And here's a shoutout to all my dog food gangstas, Cannned or Dry, We Neva Die!
Josh is the man. When I grow up, I want to be just like him. I'm currently screening all those ladies who wish to marry him. And yeah, the line goes around the block. So ladies, I'll process your application soon.
This dog food gangsta is out.
Yo!
You know, I've always appreciated the way that sunlight makes things visible. Otherwise, it would be dark all the time.
And here's a shoutout to all my dog food gangstas, Cannned or Dry, We Neva Die!
Josh is the man. When I grow up, I want to be just like him. I'm currently screening all those ladies who wish to marry him. And yeah, the line goes around the block. So ladies, I'll process your application soon.
This dog food gangsta is out.
Yo!
7 Comments:
What? Have you been getting enough sleep?
Person X is obviously Stephen Paul Roberts.
I have not seen any lines going around the block any where *near* Cair Paraville...except maybe people lining up to see the amazing Ross Cerbus next door...but that's not really a line. More like a teeming mob.
I'm so confused. I haven't seen any line. I haven't seen any applications to fill out. Is X Stephen? Is Stephen writing this? Or person X? My head is all muddled...
hah, josh, i don't want to know what stuff u come with on finals week!! lol, u make enough sense as it is...jk!! well, almost...heh
Obviously Sara and Kara are very jealous that they got screened out. And Sara seriously needs to quit jumping to conclusions so fast.
Whatever :-P
You're quite right, person Y, I cry into my pillow every night, asking why person X had to screen me out, especially before I even had the chance to apply.
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